people need to stop being so damn passive aggressive.  say what you need to say and get on with your life.  stop being such a crabby asshole.  you’re only making yourself miserable by trying to be a bitch, because like i said before - i don’t give a fuck. 

now let’s see how long you can sit in your room and stew.

i’m not even sad that i’m not graduating anymore.

i don’t give a fuck.  it’s summertime. 

STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF.  STOP AIRING YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY ON THE INTERNET FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE.  JUST STOP IT. 

seriously, if you really want people to pity you, they will, but not because your boyfriend broke up with you or because your parents got divorced.  they will pity you because you are clueless about life and you suck. 

also, stop belittling others in front of your friends to make yourself look cool.  you are not cool.  you are a bitch and one day you’re gonna get your teeth punched out.

one more thing - STOP QUOTING SONGS ALL THE TIME.  THINK YOUR OWN THOUGHTS. 

the world is full of DRAMA QUEENS.  everyone needs a nice large dose of reality in my opinion.  get over yourselves.

when i have my best friend change my facebook password so i can get all of my studying and papers done. 

this is also when i resort to other forms of social media for my study breaks/procrastination.

FOUR DAYS.  FOUR DAYS.

one day at a time.

First of all, it is FEBRUARY.  Not April.  Yes, it is warm, but you look ridiculous in shorts and flip flops in FEBRUARY.  White pants are more acceptable these days, unless they are linen or worn with spring colors and flip flops.  Like I said, IT’S FEBRUARY. Put the shorts and linen away for just a little bit longer.  I promise you and your sorority sisters will have plenty of time to pair your floral crop tops with all the white linen and shorts that your little hearts desire soon enough. 

Second of all, I am well aware that I have lost a significant amount of weight in the past 6 MONTHS.  Stop acting like I lost 20 lbs in two weeks and that I am unhealthy.  I’m so sick of hearing about how puny I am.  I am in the best shape of my life, and I am not apologizing to anyone for it.  I’M STRONG AS SHIT, so leave me alone about how “puny” I look.  I feel amazing, and I am HEALTHY.  I run 4+ miles every single day and I eat foods that fuel my body instead of unhealthy trash.  I lift weights 4 days a week.  Most important of all, I am the HAPPIEST I have ever been.  If you aren’t okay with that, then I obviously don’t need you in my life. 

And to all you STUPID men out there - ALL GIRLS WANT FLOWERS.  Just because they act like they’re not the romantic type or you think flowers are corny doesn’t mean shit.  BUY THE FUCKING FLOWERS.  They will make your girlfriend’s day.  No guy has EVER bought me flowers.  NOT ONCE.  If a guy sent me flowers out of the blue for no reason, I would be smiling for a week.  So stop being douche bags, and show your girl a little romance before she leaves your ass for prince charming.  

I apologize for the rant, but CUT THE SHIT.